Roaring
30s
Rory Sabbatini
Callaway
RAZR Sharp
( 6)
Jack Believes
In Tiger ( 7)
Frank Chirkinian
1926-2011
Harding Park:
A Love Story
( 19-21)
Their Time
Has Come
For reasons that even Charlie Sheen
can’t claim to have the answer to, eight of
the 10 PGA Tour events this year have been
won by players in their 30s.
Give these guys credit for waiting their
turn.
At least part of the explanation for this
“trend” is the disappearance from leader-boards of the 35-year-old Tiger Woods, the
erstwhile juggernaut. The guys he has been
beating since junior golf are now falling all
over themselves filling the vacuum left by
his failures.
The latest is a combustible 34-year-old
South African in a black hat by the name
of Rory Sabbatini. Sunday, in Florida, he
nursed a five-shot, 54-hole lead into a
one-shot victory over Y. E. Yang. Third
place went to Jerry Kelly, who saved a shot
Saturday by enlisting a photog’s lens to help
identify his golf ball stuck in a palm tree.
Which brings us to this prediction:
Within five years Tour pros will be playing
legal golf balls embedded with microchips
that will make launch monitors obsolete
while doing away with the need for cameras magnifying errant ammo in trees. And
somewhere from the great beyond, the late,
great and innovative production genius,
Frank Chirkinian, will applaud the concept.
Speaking of Chirkinian, the patron saint
of everything that is cool about televised
golf: If Masters officials don’t do something
extra special – like posthumously awarding him an honorary spot in the Champions
Locker Room at Augusta National – they
should be ashamed.